This will be a regular feature looking at long, lost VHS tapes. Let’s start with a real doozy, United Home Video’s The CURSE OF THE ALPHA STONE (1972). Here is the synopsis from the VHS (Catalogue
#1023) released in 1986:
“A young
college professor stumbles onto an ancient formula which he believes will create
the legendary, “Alpha Stone”, believed by mystics to contain the secret of
life. A series of experiments which
couple modern science with ancient mysticism result in its creation. The professor experiments on a young student
who as a result is transformed into a lusting maniac, preying on the helpless
bodies of nubile young virgins.”
That’s pretty much the general plot of this loopy
sexploitation effort from director Stewart Malleon who, according to my
research, hasn’t done much else. What
the back of United Home Video’s VHS tape neglects to mention is just how
bizarre the film truly is.
Jim Scotlin is Abe Adams, the genius professor/alchemist
who manages to extract the secret of the Alpha Stone (basically a yellow
glowing rock), which he creates in his homemade laboratory. Although it may contain “the secret of life”,
he decides to utilize its supposedly infinite power and get laid instead, which
appears to be his sole motivation.
Whether this is a side effect or his primary goal is never made clear,
but it’s quite obvious that he or anyone else that comes in contact with it
begins to suffer from an overactive libido.
When he initially uses a young gay man as a test subject, the power of
the Alpha Stone not only turns him into a serial rapist, but also turns him
“straight” as well! Then, in another
scene, Abe’s maid is suddenly attracted to her vacuum cleaner, while a
multitude of women from the college campus pass through Abe’s bedroom including
sexploitation starlet Sandy Carey. Of
course, it all goes horribly wrong during the abrupt ending when Abe’s overgrown
member proves to be too much for one of the women.
Although filmed in 1972, this apparently never
played theatrically and only surfaced on VHS when home video entrepreneur Jeff
Hogue released this through United Home Video as part of a “9 film package for
United Entertainment” which also included William Girdler’s ASYLUM OF SATAN (1972) and Pat
Patterson’s DR. GORE (1973). Check out John Wooley’s excellent interview
(“The wild, wild world of exploitation”) with Hogue in Fangoria #61 for more on
this low-budget distributor.
Not easy to find, Something Weird Video also released this on DVD-R, but this is also out of print, so check Ebay or Amazon.
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