THE CULT OF AGFA TRAILER SHOW - BLU-RAY REVIEW

Eagerly delivering another assortment of drive-in intermissions, fast-food snipes, commercial ads, and loads of amazing film trailers, this direct follow-up to THE AGFA HORROR TRAILER SHOW from 2021 quickly establishes another high-energy party landscape, and as anyone familiar with AGFA’s previous Mystery Mixtapes, this is much more than just a collection of coming attractions. Moving at lightning-fast intensity, this is without a doubt AGFA’s most heavily stylized effort, which is given an extra jolt of adrenalin (“There’s something special in the air. Something magical. Can you feel it? Magic… everywhere!”) by way of some ingenious – and very dynamic – cutting. Weaving together the usual showtime countdowns (“Show Starts in 3 minutes!”) alongside commercials for Lee designer jeans, Activision video games, and some of the most infamous PSAs from the ’Eighties (“This stuff is crack. The most addictive form of cocaine.”), this extraordinary tapestry of pop culture obsession brilliantly succeeds in attaining a terrific audiovisual harmony, which is every bit as eye-popping and ear-shattering as you might expect.  

Fascinating to watch, the integration of the film trailers is also exceptional whose excesses are frequently interwoven into the nostalgically dated proceedings (the complete trailers are also present elsewhere on the disc) beginning with Jamie Luk’s ROBOTRIX (1991), an insane Hong Kong take on ROBOCOP (1987), which is immediately followed by the family-friendly C.H.O.M.P.S. (“A bite-sized, motorized, transistorized, computerized, bundle of teeth!”, 1979) about a mechanical guard dog. Of course, being an ’Eighties-centric compilation, it’s not surprising to see Penelope Spheeris’ THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION: THE METAL YEARS (1988) get some love, which nicely segues into another decibel shattering preview for The Shaw Brothers’ SEX BEYOND THE GRAVE (1984), one of the studio’s many wild horror outings from the period. Quickly switching gears yet again, Peter Jackson’s one-of-a-kind MEET THE FEEBLES (“The adult puppet movie with something to offend everyone!”, 1989) is up next, while Gregg Araki’s rather polarizing ’Nineties indie THE DOOM GENERATION (1995) perfectly summarizes AGFA’s creatively courageous aesthetic in their wild comingling of art and trash. 

 

Bolstered by additional overly-keen big budget commercials for the likes of General Electric (which features an entire slew of new wave styled characters from Gary Numan’s worst fucking nightmare), Dr. Pepper (“Out of the ordinary. Like you.”) and Worlds of Wonder’s Lazer Tag, other no less significant trailers include a highly-condensed – and far-better – preview for the Showtime stinker THE BIRDS II: LANDS END (1994), Frank Henenlotter’s BRAIN DAMAGE (“It will turn you inside out!”, 1988), another condensed cut of Sun Classics’ THE MYSTERIOUS MONSTERS (1975), the Jerry Lewis misfire SLAPSTICK OF ANOTHER KIND (1982), the Something Weird Video obscurity THE SINS OF RACHEL (“The oldest, newest, dirtiest, cleanest, detective story you’ve seen in years!”, 1972), MEATBALLS 4: TO THE RESCUE (1992), which features Corey Feldman and Jack (ERASERHEAD) Nance (!), Marcelo Epstein’s breakdancing extravaganza BODY ROCK (1984) with Lorenzo Lamas, the ludicrously-titled Hong Kong action film TOUGH BEAUTY AND THE SLOPPY SLOP (1995), Hal Needham’s endearingly popular RAD (1986), Adrian Lyne’s superb directorial debut FOXES (1980), more ’Eighties nostalgia with Fritz Kiersch’s TUFF TURF (1985), a couple of Manson family previews, Tina Hirsch’s MUNCHIES (“They’re Cute. They’re Cuddly. They’re Out For Blood.”, 1987), and a very amusing trailer for Jackie Kong’s BLOOD DINER (1987) hosted by the world famous “Gore-Met, Phil A. Mignon.” Reworked with the utmost style, this is just a smattering of delights which await viewers in this jumble of fast-moving clips, making this one of AGFA’s most prestigious and enjoyable trailer compilations yet.

 

Preserved from a “newly struck 35mm theatrical print of the show,” all of the inherent flaws in the various trailers and clips include the usual speckles of dirt and debris, and some occasional faded colour, but everything still looks nicely detailed and very strong. Adding plenty of aural intensity, the DTS HD 2.0 mono audio also sounds terrific, even with all the customary pops and crackles. Special features begin with an audio commentary from the entire team at AGFA who enthusiastically discuss these “incredible time capsules” alongside their recollections of first seeing these films via cable-TV, film festivals, and videocassette. They also go into great detail on how everything was pieced together, their many interesting editing choices, and why many of the trailers have been abbreviated. Like the show itself, this is briskly-paced listen with everyone having lots to say about the production and the films themselves. Additional special features include Rated R (8m35s), another quick-fire mix of TV-spot title cards from a wide variety of films, the hallucinogenic The Day The Earth Got Free Richard Pryor’s Photos (3m26s), and the entirely bizarre Just When You Thought It Was Safe (3m30s), ensure that THE CULT OF AGFA TRAILER SHOW is yet another consistently enjoyable must-have disc! Order it from Vinegar Syndrome. 

THE SEWER RATS - DVD REVIEW

Based on a story by the film’s star Richard Harrison, Roberto Montero’s seldom-seen crime melodrama THE SEWER RATS (1973), which was released in Italy under the far more fitting title UNA DONNA PER SETTE BASTARDI (trans: “A Woman for Seven Bastards”), is one of those oddball hybrids that defies adequate categorization. In keeping with the time and place in which it was made, the film merely transposes a rudimentary spaghetti western premise into a contemporary, cost-efficient setting, and like its predecessors, is also inhabited with the usual assortment of implacable characters. Simultaneously amateurish yet entertaining, Montero’s grubby little picture provides a convenient – if impoverished - bridge between the once fashionable spaghetti western trend and the grittier ’70s crime films, which at the time, were just gaining popularity on Italian cinema screens.

 

A veteran of numerous Italian westerns himself, Harrison stars as the eponymous stranger who arrives at a decrepit old mining town after his battered Volkswagen Beetle breaks down on a desolate dirt road. Burdened with a game leg (he is later referred to as simply “the cripple”), he immediately gains the distrust of the town’s deprived populace (which consists of six people in total!), and told to promptly, “Move it on outta here, like a cat with its tail on fire!” As if to recall his former days as a Clint Eastwood impersonator, Harrison (he was in fact offered the role in Sergio Leone’s trailblazing Italian western A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS [1964] before Eastwood) commits himself with the proper panache as the antiheroic lead, squinting his eyes and grasping at his one crutch (which serves as his weapon of choice in these here parts), as if he were about to take part in a quick-draw showdown. 

 

It doesn’t take Harrison long to realize that the reptilian Carl (Antonio Casale, who also appeared in Sergio Martino’s solid Italocrime picture THE VIOLENT PROFESSIONALS the same year) holds “the knife by the handle around this joint”, which consists of several “pigsty shacks” in the middle of nowhere. And to make matters worse, Carl is also the owner of the town’s only vehicle, which he uses to bring back supplies like “beer and whiskey”, but it’s Carl’s insatiably adulterous wife Rita (Dagmar Lassander), the town’s only woman who, with her bedroom glances, causes further distrust and dissention among this group of scoundrels (“She’s worse than drugs that woman!”). 

 

But despite the double-crossing inclinations of the entire cast, it is the brooding Gordon (Gordon Mitchell, nicely dubbed on English prints by prolific voice actor Robert Sommer), an ex-Army vet, who manages to keep most of the town in check. It is revealed early on that both Carl and Gordon have, unbeknownst to everyone else, stashed a substantial amount of gold mined by an earlier interloper, who was also done away with during the film’s cryptic prologue. However, when the gold suddenly goes missing, Gordon’s caginess soon escalates into hatred for his purely coincidental enemies, which leads to the expected, violent collision, and a none-too surprising revelation…

 

Utilizing Gordon Mitchell’s second-rate Cave Film Studios backlot (seen in umpteen Demofilo Fidani westerns and a sure-fire sign of the film’s cheapjack origins), the threadbare locale does serve the film well, lending further weight to its already claustrophobic atmosphere. Featuring plenty of underhanded behavior, the highly talkative script is rather light on action, but makes up for it with plenty of scuzzy sexploitation. Co-written by Leila Buongiorno (who also co-wrote the script for Brunello Rondi’s WOMEN’S PRISON [1974], yet another lurid sexploitation film), Dagmar Lassander is exploited to the max and seems to enjoy taking advantage of her smoldering sexuality (“Stop your playin’ around, or one day you’ll have to pay for it!”), but when Smith (Ivano Staccioli), one of the more unbalanced miscreants in the group, attempts to rape her (“I’m gonna get mine!”), she fights him off with a broken J&B bottle. However, this doesn’t stop her from continually teasing and taunting all the sexually frustrated men, much to the chagrin of her abusive husband Carl, whereupon he viciously rapes her in an extended bit of brutality. 

 

Considering all the film’s nihilism, much of the colorful B-movie cast (which also includes the always reliable Luciano Rossi as a mute, harmonica-playing hunchback and Andrea Checchi, who is a long way from his role alongside Barbara Steele in Mario Bava’s gothic masterpiece BLACK SUNDAY [1960]), is rather poorly developed and given very little to do other than loiter around their ramshackle surroundings, which, for the most part generates little suspense. Unlike the westerns it draws inspiration from, not a single gun is seen or used in the entire film, which is most certainly a novel approach to the material, but for the scrappy conclusion, THE SEWER RATS still serves up a couple of gory demises via a switchblade to the neck and a pitchfork to the gut, with Harrison utilizing his trusty walking aid most effectively. 

 

Montero (who is sometimes credited under his full name, Roberto Bianchi Montero), a more commercially-inclined filmmaker, who’s career goes all the way back to ’40s, worked in just about every conceivable genre the industry had to offer, but for whatever reason he never directed an all-out crime film. However, his earlier giallo-style hybrid THE EYE OF THE SPIDER (1972) and his subsequent softcore sex romp LA BRAVATA (1977), were set against the shadowy criminal underworld, but offer no such thrills seen in other, more prominent Eurocrime efforts. Despite its obvious financial limitations and somewhat leisurely pace, Montero wrings as much as possible from Harrison’s thin foundation, which is also helped along by the film’s enthusiastic cast, but the overall cheapness just about overwhelms everything. 

 

Never released on North American home video, THE SEWER RATS made the rounds via several home video labels throughout Europe, including a few English-friendly options such as Sunrise Video’s Greek VHS videocassette, which was widescreen, but also slightly cut. Although decent quality for the time, this tape was missing a part of the fight between Casale and Staccioli, but was intact on the exceedingly rare Venezuelan VHS videotape (as UNA MUJER PARA SIETE MACHOS). Outside of the grey market, it has remained difficult to see even during the digital age, but thanks to Germany’s Mr. Banker Films, THE SEWER RATS was quietly released on DVD in 2022. Distributed under its German title DAS RATTENNEST (trans: The Rats Nest) and limited to only 500 copies, this PAL region 2 DVD contains German, Italian and English audio options, and also retains the film’s original 1.85 framing (with 16x9 enhancement, to boot!), which definitely helps better appreciate Mario Mancini’s widescreen compositions. On the other hand, anyone expecting a pristine restoration may be disappointed. Taken from a slightly faded Italian print (which actually helps better accentuate the bleak desert locales), the usual scratches, dirt and debris are frequent, as are some occasional missing frames, but for the most part, it is completely watchable. Unsurprisingly, the audio is also full of imperfections and saddled with a lo-fi, VHS-like hiss, but given the film’s rarity, it’s still great to finally see this film get some attention, which, despite its many shortcomings, amounts to a decent little programmer. Order THE SEWER RATS from Amazon Germany.  

 

[Author’s Note: Many Thanks to Michael Anderson for some additional video info, and also to the late Bill Barounis for finding me a copy of the rare Greek VHS videocassette of THE SEWER RATS all those years ago.—DC]

2020 TEXAS GLADIATORS - 4K UHD REVIEW

Video blurb from Media Home Entertainment’s 1985 VHS videocassette: “In the year 2020, hordes of road warriors swarmed across our shattered world, it was a time in need for heroes, it was time for… 2020 TEXAS GLADIATORS.”

Made hot on the heels of Aristide Massaccesi’s way-above-par ENDGAME (1983), yet other dystopian adventure with star Al Cliver, 2020 TEXAS GLADIATORS (1983) continued to further over-extend the popularity of George Miller’s THE ROAD WARRIOR (a.k.a. MAD MAX 2, 1982), and basically just dusted-off and revamped a leftover spaghetti western script, morphing it into a one-of-a-kind post-apocalyptic actioner instead. And if we’re to believe the familiar Anglicized ‘Kevin Mancuso’ byline, the film was also directed by maestro Massaccesi (better known to most Italosleaze devotees as Joe D’Amato), but it has since been revealed that the film is the unofficial directorial debut of Italian actor - and frequent Massaccesi collaborator - ‘George Eastman’/Luigi Montefiori, who also penned the screenplay. Although easily accessible during the ’80s via Media Home Entertainment’s VHS and Beta videocassettes, this unapologetically trashy film has remained stubbornly unavailable on disc in North America, but thanks to Severin Films’ impressive UHD(!)/BD combo, Italian trash fans can finally rejoice and see the film at its absolute best.

 

Following a raid on a group of marauding, green-faced mutants who have taken control of a local outpost, Nisus (Cliver) and his band of Texas Rangers (complete with colourful monikers like Catch Dog, Jab, Halakron, and Red Wolfe) handily execute everyone, but not before they witness the protracted rape of a nun, the crucifixion of a priest, and witness another nun gorily cut her own throat, scenes which got the film into hot waters at the now-defunct Ontario Film Review Board (OFRB) during the ’80s, who demanded several cuts to Media’s Canadian tape release. When Catch Dog (Daniel Stephen), attempts to rape to Maida (Sabrina Siani), one of the few remaining survivors, he is subsequently banished from the group, but soon thereafter, Nisus joins Maida in a remote colony, a large industrial location that is ostensibly the site of a new source of energy. Years later, the workaday equanimity of Nisus is shattered when the New Order, led by a tyrannical, Nazi-like leader calling himself the Black One (Donal O’Brien), overrun this once peaceful community. 

 

Continuing their abstractly systematic upholding of the law, the remaining Rangers now led by Halakron (Peter Hooten) come across Maida at a local watering hole (which includes video games, pinball machines, and sloppy joes on the menu) where she has been sold to an unscrupulous gambler who likes to play Russian roulette. Winning her back, Halakron does everything in his power to keep her out of harm’s way, even as they team up with a group of Native Americans (“We don’t trust white men!”), which precipitates the violent – and wonderfully schlocky – finale with the New Order.

 

Ignoring the film’s obvious imitative streak, 2020 TEXAS GLADIATORS is nonetheless capably enough constructed (ignoring of course the hilariously misspelled “Exsplosive” signposts!), and like the westerns it so gleefully emulates, takes full advantage of the deserted quarries outside of Rome, which serve as the perfect – and economical – backdrop for this Mad Max wannabe. Bolstered by Montefiori’s swift directorial style, the film’s tight budget still manages to cram in sufficient action for at least two lesser post-nuke films, which includes a sloppily-choreographed barroom brawl, freefall dirtbike stunts, car chases, several squib-popping shootouts, and a scantily-clad, shotgun-toting Sabrina Siani. As the New Order’s leader, genre-fave Donal O’Brien, chews more scenery than he did in Marino Girolami’s celebrated gore epic DOCTOR BUTCHER M.D. (a.k.a. ZOMBI HOLOCAUST, 1980), and is easily one of the film’s many highlights. Alongside Hooten, minor-league action stars Harrison Muller and Japanese-born Hal Yamanouchi, (both of whom went on to appear in other post-apocalyptic films such as Romolo Guerrieri’s THE FINAL EXECUTIONER [1984] and Sergio Martino’s2019: AFTER THE FALL OF NEW YORK [1983], respectively), fittingly round-out this briskly-paced bit of enjoyable hokum. And don’t forget to be on the lookout for Geretta Geretta who unexpectedly pops up as an ass-kicking New Order punk!

 

For its North American UHD and BD debut, Severin Films made use of a brand new 4K scan taken from the film’s original negative and the results are exceptional, especially given the film’s low-budget pedigree. Apart from a few instances of softness inherent in the some of the camerawork, everything is clean, crisp and colourful, and a huge improvement over the German New Entertainment DVD from 2009, which was not only edited, but fullscreen as well. The DTS-HD Master Audio 2.0 Mono audio tracks in English and Italian (the latter with English subtitles) also sound excellent with plenty of nice aggression during the film’s many action scenes, which is nicely backed up by Carlo Maria Cordio’s (here credited as Francis Taylor) pulsating synth score. English subtitles for the hard of hearing are also included.

 

The extra features on Severin’s disc begin with Manlio Gomarasca’s Shoot Me: The Real Story of the Italian Texas Gladiators (16m59s), a terrific featurette, which recounts the making of this troubled production with input from assistant director Michele Soavi (who worked extensively with Massaccesi in between his time working alongside Dario Argento), Luigi Montefiori, Al Cliver (a.k.a. Pier Luigi Conti), and Aristide Massaccesi. In it, they discuss “mimicking hit movies”, Montefiori’s “weaknesses as a director” and his “love/hate relationship” with Massaccesi, but Montefiori also admits “it was fun because it was such bullshit!” It’s great piece, which finally sheds some light on the true ownership of this film. In Gladiator Geretta (10m33), actor Geretta Geretta discusses her time working in Italy and her many memorable roles, and how refreshing it was to be cast as the “tough black one” instead of a “hooker with a heart of gold” or a “gang member.” She also talks warmly of Soavi, who directed most of her scenes in the film and was happy to reunite with him on Lamberto Bava’s DEMONS (1986). The film’s theatrical trailer (2m55s), which is scored with Franco Micalizzi’s title theme from Umberto Lenzi’s THE CYNIC, THE RAT AND THE FIST (1977), finish off the extras. And for those who order directly from the Severin Films webstore, the limited edition also includes the film’s complete and never-before-released CD soundtrack (20 tracks, 48m30s), as well as a reversible wrap, and a slipcover. 

 

Whichever edition you choose, you’re sure to be pleased with Severin Films’ superb UHD/BD combo of this diverting and outrageously colourful post-nuke film, which would be perfectly complimented by a party-size pizza and a six-pack of beers.

TRHAUMA - DVD REVIEW

Although labeled in many genre reference books as a giallo, Gianni Martucci’s TRHAUMA has more similarities to the then popular stalk-and-slash craze, which, thanks to the enormous popularity of John Carpenter’s HALLOWEEN (1978), dominated box office receipts at the time.  If it’s not glaringly obvious by the misspelled title card, TRHAUMA is pretty much the rock-bottom of the genre, albeit with a few odd touches and sleazy characteristics to keep it mildly entertaining.

A disheveled man (Per Holgher – credited as L’Essere / “The Being”) with a disfigured blind eye roams the crypts of a large Italian villa, who, in his spare time, is also constructing a large toy castle made entirely of children’s building blocks.  As he secretly works away, a wailing cat in the background is soon ‘hushed-up’ when he removes its head with a large sickle – but don’t worry, folks, it’s all very unconvincingly done.  In the meantime, a group of well-to-do socialites – including a photographer named Paul (Timothy Wood), his model Olga (Anna Maria Chiatante), a wealthy industrialist (Franco Diogene) and his newest secretary (Gina Mancinelli), and also Carlo and Silvia (Roberto Posse and Silvia Mauri), an unhappily married couple – are all visiting Andrea (“Ronny Russ” / aka Gaetano Russo)’s sizable country estate. But for reasons unknown, this house seems to be a thorn in the side of his wife Lilly (“Dafne Price” / aka Domitilla Cavazza), and as night falls, everyone becomes the target of the aforementioned resident madman, but who is that mysterious figure taunting him with new boxes of building blocks…?

 

As unusual as the above premise sounds, the set-up is about as simplistic as it gets, and the second half is simply one extended stalking sequence à la HALLOWEEN (at one point, our heroine even stabs her attacker in the eye with an arrow!), but without any of that film’s expertly-handled misc en scène and suspense.  Like any low-budget slasher film, characters simply gather together to more conveniently get bumped-off, but Martucci’s film also contains unavoidable gialli elements including an especially unpleasant group of people with plenty of dirty secrets and hidden agendas. At one point, Paul blackmails Silvia with compromising photos of her taken while she was having a lesbian tryst with Olga, while Andrea is probably the most pathetic of the group: a degenerate gambler who is obviously financially supported by his wife (“You’re crazy if you think I’ll continue to finance your megalomania!” exclaims Lilly).  

 

Characterization is certainly not the film’s main impetus with most of the ‘stars’ appearing tired and bored, although Holgher seems to relish his part as the mute killer. In one of the film’s most unexpected scenes, his character has his evil way with Olga’s corpse in an open field, which seems to have strayed in from a completely different film. During TRHAUMA’s extended finale – which is also an obvious nod to Italian Gothics – Lilly is pursued by “The Being” as she endlessly runs through the dark villa in her negligee, all of which adds up to a rather formula pic without much of a personal touch. 

 

Director Martucci only directed a grand total of five films, which also included the entertaining and highly exploitable poliziesco BLAZING FLOWERS (1978) with George Hilton and Marc Porel, and THE RED MONKS (1988), a relatively bland horror cheapie (again with Russo) put together during the fading days of Italo-horror, which gained some unexpected popularity due to the controversial – and confusing – “Lucio Fulci presents” moniker it got saddled with. As for TRHAUMA, it’s inconceivable to think that it took fully three writers (namely Alessandro Capone, director Martucci and star Russo) to slap this story together, and outside of a few fitful spurts of gore and plentiful nudity, most viewers will probably find TRHAUMA pretty dull. 

 

Even during the VHS days, this obscurity was never circulated in an English-friendly version, and despite being released in Italy, French Canada, and even Korea, both the French Canadian (released by Les Plaisirs Vidéo as DÉMENCE) and Korean VHS tape (in Italian with Korean subtitles) featured edited versions of the film. Gone was the film’s entire pre-credit sequence and the brief but rather startling scene of necrophilia, which totaled just over four-and-a-half minutes of footage. Thankfully, CG Entertainment’s Italian DVD from 2009 features the uncut version, and unlike the overly dark and murky VHS tapes, CG’s DVD is a vast improvement in every way, which is significantly sharper, brighter, and more colourful, allowing those more adventurous viewers to better appreciate this sleazy little thriller. Incidentally, the credit sequence on the DVD unfolds over a plain black background unlike the earlier VHS tapes, which open with kaleidoscopic brush-strokes, adding extra fuel to Ubaldo Continiello’s disco-infused score (“Come on, dance…”), which also includes several lengthy excerpts from his earlier work on Ruggero Deodato’s The LAST CANNIBAL WORLD (a.k.a. JUNGLE HOLOCAUST, 1977). Unfortunately, their disc only features an Italian Dolby Digital 2.0 audio track with Italian subtitles for the hard of hearing, and brief Italian biographies (remember those?) for director Martucci, and actors Gaetano Russo and Roberto Posse. 

 

Despite its humbler origins and flimsy plot devices, those even slightly entertained by the trashier gialli movies of the ’70s may find sporadic entertainment value here. 

THE LAST HAREM - BLU-RAY REVIEW

Adapted from his own novel of the same name, Alberto Vázquez Figueroa’s writings also provided the basis for several pictures including Antonio Isasi’s A DOG CALLED… VENGEANCE (1977), Richard Fleischer’s ASHANTI (1979), and Enzo G. Castellari’s TUAREG THE DESERT WARRIOR (1984), to name but a few. Undoubtedly one of the more obscure films based on Figueroa’s work, Sergio Garrone’s THE LAST HAREM (1981) boasts ex-James Bond star George Lazenby and the always magnetic Corinne Cléry under the direction of a man better known to Euro exploitation fans for helming economical spaghetti westerns, and a pair of outrageous Naziploitation pictures. Although on the slow-moving side, the film’s interesting giallo-styled framework not only features an attractive cast, but also re-emphasizes Figueroa’s love of adventure, exotic locales, and far-off cultures. 

Bookended by a rather nondescript TV program (akin to a no-budget version of Robin Leach’s Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous television show, 1984-1995), which, in typical cost-cutting fashion, handily provides the necessary background information on the film’s title character, Prince Almalarik (George Lazenby). According to our enthusiastic hosts (played by busy English voice talent actors Larry Dolgin and Pat Starke), this “Arab potentate” is perhaps best known for his “clever manipulations” in the world of international finance, but they also jokingly refer to him as the “Arabian Don Juan” and a “big swinger among the jet-set society.” Despite Almalarik’s protestations that he is a “good Arab”, his uncle (an uncredited Gérard Tichy) and current King of this unspecified middle-eastern country, is displeased at all the unwanted attention his nephew receives in the press, especially in regards to his harem. When Almalarik finds his newest and favourite wife Sara (Cléry) murdered, suspicions fall on the other wives, which heralds the start of a plot to reveal the killer, complete with out-of-sequence flashbacks and enough red herrings to fill three giallo murder thrillers. 

 

An odd, languorously paced film, this is quite a departure for director Garrone, who eschews the grittier coarseness of his earlier pictures in favour of a glossy, stylized sheen more in common with Italian sex pics and erotic thrillers of a decade later. Highlighted by an impressive roster of Eurocult regulars (which also includes Mirta Miller, Daniela Poggi, María Kosty, Ursula Buchfellner, Adriana Vega, and uncredited bit parts from Marina Frajese and Aldo Sambrell), who are brimming with bitterness, jealousies, and lots of suspicious glances, THE LAST HAREM attempts to propel its narrative on careful plot and dialogue (“Life in the harem is only good for the sheik!”), which strives to fabricate psychological rationale for most of the characters’ behaviour, but unfortunately, none of it generates the necessary – and much-needed – tension. Elsewhere too, Garrone’s directorial control is not so much leisurely as utterly indifferent, even when occasionally enlivened by frequent nudity and some nice location shooting in the deserts of Almería, which double for the middle-east. 

 

Having first gained recognition in Just Jaeckin’s S&M melodrama THE STORY OF O (1975), Corinne Cléry is ideally cast in the role of Sara, Prince Almalarik’s newest conquest. Even though she is regarded as nothing more than a personal possession, her character still radiates ample sensuality and confidence (“She was the mistress of everything and everyone!”), which she uses to her benefit as she cleverly insinuates herself into Almalarik’s flared slacks. Portraying Lazenby’s first onscreen wife, the sultry Mirta Miller (also seen in more than a few Spanish horror films such as Javier Aguirre’s COUNT DRACULA’S GREAT LOVE [1973]) whose dark eyes shimmer like luminous moonlit pools, also puts in an affecting performance and is among the film’s more believable characters. Having previously appeared in Aldo Lado’s superb giallo WHO SAW HER DIE? (1972), Lazenby returns to Italy for some fast pasta money in what turns out to be one of his most obscure roles. Ruling with an iron-fist couched inside a velvet glove, Lazenby commits himself to the role of the self-centered prince who eventually drives home the script’s token messages – and recurrent motifs in most of Figueroa’s work - of greed and forgiveness.

 

Currently unavailable on North American disc, THE LAST HAREM was released on Japanese Blu-ray in 2024 through Anec, and even though no source is listed on the packaging, their “HD remaster” herein is excellent, which features solid black levels, fairly bold colours, and lots of appropriately warm flesh tones, which look especially pleasing in many of the film’s languid, slow-motion sex scenes. Also, unlike the earlier Japanese VHS videocassette from Tokuma, which blurred all below-the-waist nudity, Anec’s new Blu-ray is completely uncensored. Given the film’s customary post-dubbing (Lazenby’s lines were provided by English voice artist Robert Sommer), the LPCM English 1.0 mono audio also sounds fine, and draws attention to Stelvio Cipriani’s laid-back score, which perfectly encapsulates the film’s often pensive atmosphere.  The only extra included on Anec’s disc is the film’s English-language export trailer (2m47s), which includes a few snippets of footage and alternate takes not seen in the finished film.

 

Although most viewers may find themselves lulled to sleep by its surplus of talky drama, THE LAST HAREM is ultimately salvaged by the film’s good-looking cast and abundant nudity, and shall forever remain an interesting, if flawed, blip in the eccentric career of George Lazenby. Order the Blu-ray from Amazon Japan. 

SEX APOCALYPSE - BLU-RAY REVIEW

In 1975, following the death of Spanish dictator Generalissimo Francisco Franco, and decades of accumulated repression, several Spanish filmmakers took advantage of this newfound liberation and embarked on a succession of modest, intensely sexual programmers. Incorporating large doses of sex and/or violence into their sleazed-out, pulpy scenarios, this freedom from censorship or “legal vacuum” eventually led to the introduction of the “S” classification, a new rating that warned of a possible “offence to the viewers’ sensibility.” In Alain Petit’s indispensable tome Jess Franco: ou les prospéritiés de bis (Artus Livres, 2015), author Petit discusses this prolific period in his review for Franco’s MACUMBA SEXUAL (1982) as “rich and interesting” and “a period during which Jess had free reins and wasn’t under the stranglehold of producers and censors alike – a sort of Golden Age.” With small budgets, faster-than-normal shooting schedules and quick turnarounds, several producers, directors and actors were not only earning a comfortable living for the next few years (the legalization of hardcore pornography in 1983 pretty much ended this creatively fertile period), but were honing their filmmaking skills as well. Director, screenwriter, and actor Ricard Reguant (interviewed elsewhere on this disc) likewise commented on this trend: “It was a time of great apprenticeship”, but also cheekily admits, “It was all a bit sleazy.” Well, more nadirs of human behaviour are plumbed in Carlos Aured’s SEX APOCALYPSE (1982) than in any number of Spanish cult films, and by virtue of its look and overall tone, this may be the quintessential example of a “S Clasificada” film. 

 

Upon securing a large unused villa, Clark (Ricardo Díaz) and his band of enterprising criminals (which also includes Ajita Wilson and Jess Franco’s wife and muse Lina Romay) hope to obtain a one-million-dollar ransom after abducting the daughter (Katy Ballari) of a wealthy businessman. As they wait to coordinate an exchange, this highly oversexed gang of opportunists can’t wait to shatter their hostage’s “sheltered, genteel upbringing” and turn her into the “most depraved slut in town.” But in a sudden turn of events, the young woman begins to fall for Clark (an obvious nod to the real-life Patty Hearst case, even if, the opening film-noir-styled narration compares the events to the Manson murders), which raises the already simmering tensions among this close-knit group to boiling point…

 

Peppered with various nuggets of existentialist, porno-fueled dialogue (“We’re evil, depraved daughters of life!”) and plenty of idealistic – yet frequently lopsided - social commentary (“We have nothing against you. We’re only against the respectable members of the vile, corrupt society you belong to!”), Clark seems determined to overturn society’s status quo, but his morose countenance gives the impression of someone that has given up the fight. Finding solace in the arms (and thighs) of his captive, much of the narrative concerns itself with psychological stress and a transferral of loyalties within the gang, and this central idea of two ‘enemies’ drawing closer to each other is an interesting one, but everyone is so unlikeable, you can’t even root for its supposedly sympathetic characters. Ultimately, the film exists solely for sexual titillation, so don’t expect any positive messages or niceties (the film’s mandatory moralistic coda is laughable) cause you won’t find them here. However, Aured serves everything up with such scuzzy, unapologetic gusto, that it keeps you watching. It’s utter depravity that we’re here for, and that’s what we get!

 

For anyone that has suffered through Video Search of Miami’s smeary, decades-old VHS of this outrageous sexploitationer will be absolutely gobsmacked at the clarity and picture-perfect presentation of Mondo Macabro’s Blu-ray. Disc one features the film’s preferred Spanish cut from a “brand new 2K restoration of the “S” rated version of the film from the original negative,” which looks exceptional with rich, nicely-balanced colours, and razor-sharp detail ensuring you’ll see every bead of sweat on all the writhing body parts. The DTS-HD MA 2.0 Spanish mono audio track with optional English subtitles also sounds very good, even if, much of the ‘action’ comes from the film’s canned soundtrack, which is rife with raucous guitars, synthesizers, and plenty of horn sections. 

 

The plentiful extras begin with a much-welcome and informative audio commentary from author Troy Howarth and Mondo Digital’s Nathaniel Thompson, who provide the necessary context related to “S” films, and some of the similarities to US made roughies (an exploitation genre that also mixed sex and violence in a controversial manner), which eventually “filtered into European productions.” They also refer to this film as a “chamber piece” with a cast of “eurosex all stars of the early ’80s”, which leads into an enthusiastic discussion about Romay’s prolific career, her uninhibited nature, how she went into a “different dimension on camera”, the “insanely photogenic pairing of Wilson and Romay”, and several of Wilson’s other sexploitation films she made throughout Europe. Of course, they also discuss director Carlos Aured and the “short but brilliant run of horror films he made with Paul Naschy”, which for the record, include HORROR RISES FROM THE TOMB (1972), CURSE OF THE DEVIL (1973), BLUE EYES OF THE BROKEN DOLL (1974), and THE MUMMY’S REVENGE (1975). Given the different versions that have circulated on home video, they also talk about the alternate hardcore variants of popular Eurocult films and some of the directors that ventured into this still-controversial area including Jess Franco, Joe D’Amato, Jean Rollin, and even modern-day auteurs such as Lars Von Trier and Gaspar Noé. As a nice bonus, MM’s 2-disc limited edition also includes a whopping 106m hardcore version [!], which has been compiled using various VHS sources, and while it’s great to see all the differences, the sheer padding of the extended sex scenes and close-ups of people’s nether regions become tiresome very quickly. Unlike the long-drawn-out hardcore version, Howarth’s and Thompson’s commentary is a fast-paced, enjoyable listen, which comes highly recommended!

 

The other extras on MM’s disc are no less significant and include Richard Vogue – The History of “S” Cinema (45m42s), an on-camera interview with the aforementioned Ricard Reguant who provides a very thorough history of these sex-filled extravaganzas (and their eventual decline) including his time working with trailblazing “S” directors Enrique Guevara and Ignacio F. Iquino (“Everything was a disaster with him!”) and how they managed to develop a “formula to deceive audiences.” He also has plenty of amusing anecdotes about director Andrea Bianchi (“He was a somewhat difficult person.”), director Guevara, and the tireless Italian hardcore actress Marina Frajese. In Carlos Aured Cinema as Survival (30m45s), Aured biographer Miguel Ángel Plana is interviewed via zoom wherein he talks about Aured’s early love of films, how he worked his way up in the industry, and how he landed on one of veteran director León Klimovsky’s crews. He also discusses Aured’s long-standing relationship with Paul Naschy, and the quartet of horror films they made together, the Sadean aspects of SEX APOCALYPSE and how much it borrows from Klimovsky’s earlier SECUESTRO (1976), which also starred Paul Naschy. Lastly, the limited edition set also contains a fantastic 20-page booklet with an excellent – and very detailed - essay from Spanish film critic Ismael Fernandez, which sheds even more light on the film, and the entire “S” film genre. 

 

Oozing sheer, undiluted sleaze, Carlos Aured’s SEX APOCALYPSE is certainly not for all tastes, but Mondo Macabro’s pristine Blu-ray easily ranks alongside some of the label’s most unforgettable and eye-opening releases to date! Order it from Mondo Macabro’s big cartel site.

THE GREAT ALLIGATOR - 4K UHD REVIEW

Perhaps more befitting its Argentinean title, CROCODILO – A FERA ASSASSINA (“Crocodile – The Killer Beast”), Sergio Martino’s THE GREAT ALLIGATOR (1979) has unfortunately garnered a very poor reputation over the years, and while we don’t pretend to be expert herpetologists here at Unpopped, the film’s rather misleading English-language export title, which can’t seem to differentiate between that of an alligator or crocodile, is definitely amusing to say the least. But you take what you can get, as they say, and THE GREAT ALLIGATOR has plenty to like about it, especially via Severin’s outstanding UHD/BD combo, so cut it some slack, okay? 

Shot in the jungles of Sri Lanka (the year previous Martino had directed the substantially more gruesome cannibal picture, THE MOUNTAIN OF THE CANNIBAL GOD[a.k.a. SLAVE OF THE CANNIBAL GOD, 1978] in the same locales), this cost-conscious, thinly-veiled pseudo-“Jaws” imitation stars Claudio Cassinelli as Daniel Nessel, a photographer who is hired to take publicity shots for Paradise House, a new resort located deep in an unspecified jungle, which also has to contend with a highly superstitious tribe of natives living nearby. Although referred to as a “conservationist’s dream” by Joshua (Mel Ferrer), the owner of this tropical getaway, he maintains the natives are “good peaceful folk”, and that Paradise House has “a total respect for the ecology,” but in the very next scene, Joshua’s unscrupulous modus operandi becomes glaringly evident as more of the surrounding rainforest is cut down. While Daniel’s working relationship with Joshua is often a strained one, which keeps them frequently embattled with one another, Daniel seeks support with the resort’s manager Ali (Barbara Bach), who just happens to be an anthropologist as well, which will come in handy as the natives deliver a curse on the interloping foreigners in the form of Kruna, a giant man-eating croc… 

 

Similar to many of the emerging jungle cannibal adventures of the late ’70s (Ruggero Deodato’s CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST [1979] was shot the same year halfway around the world), THE GREAT ALLIGATOR is also replete with some superfluous if poignant social commentary about the harmony of nature and the ever-increasing encroachment of civilization on the natural world. Martino and his cadre of scriptwriters admirably illustrate just how deeply-entrenched the indigenous cultures are intertwined with the environment, tribal lore and mythology, but once “the great God of the river” manifests itself as a giant croc, which has a penchant for offing minor cast members regular as clockwork, this intriguing set-up is lessened. As expected, Daniel and Ali continue to be at loggerheads with Joshua, leaving formulaic dialogue to bear the burden of instilling tension and suspense (e.g., “What in the hell has gotten into those damn savages!”), and when the giant croc is finally revealed for too long a stretch, the impact is likewise cheapened care of some painfully obvious miniature work, which will surely become lodged in your brainpan afterwards, either for its resounding shoddiness or endearing ingenuity. 

 

In keeping with the film’s exotic motif, the film also pays reference to Adalberto Albertini’s hugely-successful BLACK EMANUELLE (1975) and its many sequels and spin-offs. Cassinelli’s character is a prominent fashion photographer, who is even accompanied by a stunning ‘exotic’ black model named Sheena (Geneve Hutton), whom he photographers in various outdoor shoots; and just like Emanuelle, Sheena also has a nocturnal riverside tryst with one of the locals. Here making his third appearance for Martino after THE MOUNTAIN OF THE CANNIBAL GOD and ISLAND OF THE FISHMEN (a.k.a. SCREAMERS, 1979), Cassinelli again stars as a man of cast-iron integrity, who forges an alliance with Barbara Bach, his co-star in ISLAND who also comports herself once more with feminine dignity even as she is abducted by the local tribe as a potential sacrifice. Wearing some snappy attire and a humourless barracuda grin, Mel Ferrer is also well cast as the ruthless developer, who will stop at nothing to see his “pilot experiment” come to fruition, plus Ferrer dubs his own voice in the English version, which always adds an aura of believability to the role. Having previously starred in the aforementioned ISLAND OF THE FISHMEN, British thespian Richard Johnson (who starred the same year in Lucio Fulci’s ZOMBIE [1979]) also appears herein with a hilarious, over-the-top bit-part as a former missionary and lone survivor after an earlier run-in with this “demon.” 

 

Although released on U.S. videotape in the ’80s via Gorgon Video, this was one of the company’s more obscure, lesser-seen VHS videocassettes, which didn’t do the film any favours, reducing Giancarlo Ferrando’s lush, carefully-composed photography (easily one of the film’s strongest assets) into a heavily-cropped, incoherent mess. However, for those that could afford it or find dubbed-down copies, the Teichiku videocassette from Japan retained the film’s proper 2.35:1 aspect ratio. Outside of some early European disc releases, the film’s first North American DVD came in 2005 via the long-defunct No Shame Films, where it was renamed THE BIG ALLIGATOR RIVER, a literal translation of the film’s Italian title. This disc includes a nice anamorphic transfer (which finally allowed most viewers to appreciate Ferrando’s dynamic camerawork) and Dolby Digital 2.0 mono audio in English and Italian, the latter with English subtitles. Extras include In the Croc’s Nest (34m55s), a solid interview with Martino who discusses working on the film, the slowly declining film industry at the time, and working with many of his favourite actors. Production designer Massimo Antonello Geleng (credited on the film as Antonello Massimo Geleng) also shows up to give us his thoughts on the film and working alongside Martino. Other extras include the film’s English and Italian trailers (both 2m48s), a brief photo gallery (1m00s) and a 15-page liner notes booklet with writing on the film by Richard Harland Smith and Matthew Weisman. In 2011, the still-mysterious and highly dubious MYA Communications released the film as ALLIGATOR, which includes the very same transfer along with the same audio options (albeit without the benefit of English subtitles on the Italian track), minus all the extra features. 

 

In 2017, Code Red released the film on BD, and the image herein is very clean with a pleasing depth of field and plenty of detail not seen in earlier standard definition editions. Unlike No Shame’s DVD, audio is offered in English only and sounds just fine in this DTS-HD MA 2.0 mono track especially when Stelvio Cipriani’s propulsive score is heard.  Extras include the aforementioned In the Croc’s Nest, and several other featurettes including 3 Friends and an Alligator (15m55s), which is a nice panel interview with special effects guru Paolo Ricci, set and costume designer Massimo Antonello Geleng and DP Giancarlo Ferrando wherein they casually reminisce working on the film, the various “problems of making it credible”, the special effects, the copycat nature of these productions, and some of the film’s newcomers including Lory del Santo (who provides some very brief, but requisite cheesecake) and Anny Papa. In Alligator Rock (16m30s), camera operator Claudio Morabito relates lots of funny anecdotes during the shoot and admits that the “crocodile could have turned out better”, but also misses making many of these “much simpler, much more thrown together” films; he also fondly remembers actor Claudio Cassinelli whom he regards as a “good, well-rounded actor.” In Shooting Underwater (7m18s), DP and underwater photography specialist Gianlorenzo Battaglia discusses the difficulties of shooting in water, his background as a scuba diver, and how he became a specialist in his field. The film’s theatrical trailer (2m51s) and trailers for some of Code Red’s other product conclude the extras. 

 

Earlier this year, Severin Films brought the film to UHD, and the image quality is even more impressive with naturalistic colours and superb detail, which adds even more vibrancy to the picture – it really looks fantastic. The only extra on the UHD disc is the film’s English-language export trailer (2m58s). The second disc (a Region A locked Blu-ray) also contains the feature-length film and all of the film’s extensive special features, which begin with Down by the River (10m42s), a terrific new interview with Sergio Martino conducted at the Severin office wherein he talks about the imitative nature of these films and how popular they were the world over. He also humbly states that it’s “not one of his best films” but he enjoyed travelling the world and working in Sri Lanka despite the “terrifyingly humid conditions.” In Minou (16m34s), the always charming Silvia Collatina (best remembered for her role in Lucio Fulci’s gothic masterpiece THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY [1981]) is given a chance to speak about her time on the film as a child actor, which she does with great fondness. It was her first trip overseas, and she admits it was a “pretty wild experience”, which at times felt like a “school trip.” She developed a good rapport with both Cassinelli and Barbara Bach, while Martino was the “father/director” whom she says was always “very calm with his actors.” In Later Alligator (16m48s), Massimo Antonello Geleng returns to discuss the film’s relatively “comfortable shoot”, which was done entirely at the hotel where the entire cast and crew were residing. He also remembers the vicious mosquitos, the challenges of building everything the story called for, the film’s interior shoots at De Paolis studios in Rome, and the “scarcity of available assets” on location in Sri Lanka. In the brief, but very welcome Alligator Land (6m12s), signore Geleng returns yet again to discuss all of his striking artwork, concept art, and promotional art related to the film. In Paradise House – Christianity and the Natural World in Sergio Martino’s The Great Alligator (18m48s), the late – and sorely missed – Lee Gambin contributes a visual essay, which points out the film’s Christian belief system and how it has its “foundation in the planet”, the role of commerce and the detriment it has on the environment and the natural order, ecohorror in general, zenophobia, and more in this wonderful and well-thought out essay.

 

Thankfully, Severin have also ported over 3 Friends and an Alligator (16m19s, which includes far more legible English subtitles), while Beware of the Gator (16m28s) and Underwater (7m18s) are the same interviews from Code Red’s earlier disc with Claudio Morabito and Gianlorenzo Battaglia, respectively. The same trailer from disc one is also included. 

 

Ignoring its obvious imitative streak and humble origins, THE GREAT ALLIGATOR is professionally constructed and makes for great entertainment, especially via Severin’s superb UHD/BD package. Order it directly from Severin Films (which includes an exclusive slipcover) or DiabolikDVD.